Like if you have a big dick

A simple trick designed so that when you get a large sum of likes you edit the comment to say “Like if you have a small dick” successfully fooling all those who liked

Damn man, I liked a ‘like if you have a big dick’ comment and he changed it to say ‘like if you have a small dick’

by H A K September 13, 2019

I have crippling depression

I have crippling depression
Guy: Are you depressed for your ugliness?

Meg; I have crippling depression

by NUbDUBS August 22, 2017

I have a cat in my lap

The last excuse for not doing something without admitting to laziness. Often used by cat owners and drunks/meth whores

Mom: Timothy, take out the trash!
Tim: I will.
Mom: No, NOW!
Tim: I'm busy.
Mom: BULLSHIT!
Tim: But, I have a cat in my lap!

Bill: Ted, can you hand me a beer.
Ted: Go gret it yershelf....
Bill: Dude, it's right there.
Ted: .....MraI have a crat in m'lap.....
Bill: There's nothing there...where are your pants? ...You have shit on your dick.

by imthatawesome September 14, 2012

Have a Phil "Badluck"Barrata episode

When a Big Italian guy is balls deep in Phil B. and he yells out "Daddy No"

So I was balls deep in Phil last night and he had a Phil Badluck Barrata on me.

by christian October 13, 2004

I have played them all!

by virtue of my experience and knowledge, you don't have to take someone else's word for it. Trust me.

I don't want to see the New York Phil play another Beethoven symphony. I have played them all.

by LoyalTubist June 02, 2004

You have an ahem in your wooting

You have a happiness in your genitalia
* you have an ahem in your wooting*

You have an enjoyment in your penile area LOL At the person
* you have an ahem in your wooting*
you enjoy penises
you have fun with ahems
you like to enjoy some ones private area

by Elliexxxxxxxxxxxx September 28, 2006

"I have 18 inch biceps"

A common claim among bodybuilding enthusiasts who usually weigh between 165-180 pounds. Most of them, of course, are lying.

Small guy with 15" biceps looks at 6'0 215 pound fitness model Bill Davey, who has 18" arms.

"Yeah man, that guys huge. But. "I have 18 inch biceps" too, so he's not that big."

by mike potter June 11, 2007