dick-beaters 

(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.

Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."

dick-beaters by Nikki Stixx February 16, 2021

dick too bomb 

penis is too good you can't handle it

BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT

BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEIR GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES
dick too bomb

dick too bomb by whydoyouhateme December 10, 2013

dick fiend 

1. Someone that loves penii.
2. A girl that can't see, suck, or fuck enough dicks.

Robin Swanson is a dick fiend.

dick fiend by The Frugie December 30, 2004

dick cheese 

The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.

(Woman talking with her best friend).

"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."

dick cheese by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

dick and ball skootch 

verb: When you drag your dick and balls real slow across something.

Damnit Jack! Quit doing the dick and ball skootch all over Bud's face.

dick and ball skootch by imanobodytwo October 24, 2005

Dick Lickin Dan 

The guy from the bay area San Francisco who went on a dick licking spree for 12 days before autorities caught him back in 1978. He would break into your house and lick your dick and then bolt out the window, door, etc... He has since then served his sentence and now he is an elementary school teacher at a san francisco public school. Dick Lickin' Dan is now used as an insult rather than a name of the infamous Dick Lickin' Dan of 78'

FRY GUY: here's youre order duuuuuude (in a stoner voice)
CUSTOMER: WtF DICK LICKIN DAN! u got my order wrong.
Fry GUy: whhhhhhhhhhat?

Dick Lickin Dan by Fatkid from the bay. August 21, 2006

dick measuring contest 

A conflict in which two parties (ususally male) are vehemently disputing something of limited relevance. Generally, both parties are somewhat wrong, but each refuses to be back down for fear of being thought the have the smaller of their two penises. Similar to a pissing match, but generally, the conflict involved involves a larger element of machismo, and continues on only because neither side wants to be seen as the one who backs down.

The White House and the Conservative Right have been in a real dick measuring contest over the qualifications of this new Supreme Court apointee, Harriet Meiers.

dick measuring contest by Cosmo October 12, 2005