Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.
Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.
Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!
Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.
Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!
Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.
by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011
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Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!
Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss
That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.
Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss
That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.
by thefishbin August 31, 2011
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Get the clit berry mug.An amazing guy who I love with all my heart. He's sweet, funny, and kind. And he is oh so very perfect. c: He always can put a smile on my face when I'm depressed. He is the most perfect guy in the world and can make anyone happy. He treats me like a princess and makes me feel special. He makes everyone happy and can light up a room with his personality. He doesn't know how important he is to me or how much I care about him. His smile can be seen from miles away. His eyes are adorable. I love my Clintehbear.
I love you my Clintehbear. <3
by Sewenahbear June 28, 2013
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John (at a party): "Dude, this chick was all over me for like three hours. It was a slam dunk that I was gonna bang her, but then she goes to the bathroom and leaves the party with her girlfriend without saying a word to me."
Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."
Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."
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