Clapping Contest

A euphemism for having sex. Especially the sound produced from doggystyle.

Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."

Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."

by DJ Scrim June 6, 2021

Clapped tortoise

When someone is so clapped that they look worse than a tortoise

Abbie is a clapped tortoise

by Sandleradam20 June 15, 2021

Getting clapped

Becoming victim to a homicide or battery, particularly by a firearm.

A: bro I saw a fucker getting clapped on skid row last night

B: holy shit

by 3pac Quakur June 18, 2021

if your bored any you clap your hand

when your bored and only have one hand

claps hands more then you ever will

i cant spell

if your bored any you clap your hand

by ImSpidaman May 13, 2021

Clapped

Ugly ass motherfucker

Ur so clapped

by gabi446 May 14, 2021

The Clap Back

The moment while running naked and your thighs collide and adhere to one another. This feels like the world's strongest velcro bringing your nude stride to an abrupt stop.

This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".

I have reached a new level of fat. I was running up the stairs with no clothes on. My thighs caught each other and almost tripped me. It wasn't a clap, the bitches straight tried to murder me. It was "The Clap Back"!

by BigAlUnicornPrincess May 17, 2021

Clap back

Putting your hands together for somebody that put their hands together for you.

Neither of them had done anything impressive, but the other one decided to clap back at the first one. You hardly ever see/hear somebody clap just one time then sthat was it.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021