Vickers Child 

Person besotted with penguins. And Duran Duran.

I was at the zoo yesterday, and I could swear I saw a Vickers Child gawking at the penguin enclosure. My old man's a dustman.

Vickers Child by Anonymous September 9, 2003

man child 

a child whos big as a man, strong as a man usually plays football and has a crush on weird people

A 7th grader in sas is almost making the varsity football team but likes the gayest girl in the grade those are typical man childs

man child by buttfucktiter November 17, 2016

crying child blueycapsules 

C.C is amazing, he speaks emojis, i love him. /p

have you heard of crying child blueycapsules ?
yeah hes my favorite emoji speaker

crying child blueycapsules by Vincey Toes June 2, 2022

Middle Child Disease 

attention-seeker, annoying, wanting way too many friends

-their parents control their life
-they feel neglected or unwanted
-at first people like these kids, but then they figure out their true colors

(This situation isn't for all middle kids.)

Person 1: OMG I HATE THAT GIRL! I CAN'T STAND HER!
Person 2: Sweetie, don't blame her! She has Middle Child Disease.
Person 1: Poor girl.

Middle Child Disease by stinkynoodles March 13, 2011

baby nigger child

A name for someone you love.

"Ryan is Sydney's baby nigger child"

baby nigger child by Large Wacker April 17, 2017

Woman-Child 

Someone who insists on nagging like a woman, and whining like a child simultaneously.

Alright Mom I'll walk the dog, you don't have to be such a Woman-Child about it.

Woman-Child by The Cape Crusader August 24, 2011

brain child 

A newborn baby whose conception is the result of skull fucking.

Nine months after Brian released his nut into Jess' skull, little Igor, their Brain Child, was born on a full moon, just in time for the late summer harvest. The new family celebrated with ice cream cake.

brain child by brainbutter February 17, 2010