An American brain

An American brain, the brain of stupidity. The country that calls football soccer. The lack of thinking. The kind of brain that doesn’t know how to cook international food. But there is some Americans that have an international brain. The brain of thinking. American brains also have racism in them.

Jake, who has an American brain: “This black guy looks like an ant.”
Tariq, who has an international brain: “This man is a great guy.”

by Chief_On_The_Dictionary September 10, 2022

Chainy Brain

When you are too wired to sleep after the chaingang

I’ve absolutely no chance of sleeping tonight I’ll have Chainy Brain I’ll be re riding the chainy in my sleep

by 4th Cat Problems April 28, 2022

pretzel brain

When you see something and it awakens a random neuron holding long dormant and often only tangentially related memory/reference.

The pretzel being the random ass path the thoughts have to travel to arrive at the thing you remembered

Friend: yo can you believe the gas prices are so high?
Moron sings: 🎶 couldn't clean my room cause i got high 🎶

Friend: f*ck you, you pretzel brained moron

by Marquee Moon May 2, 2022

Brain Shitting

When a poop is so powerful and disgusting you don’t shit your brains out. You’re brainshitting.

Steve: Dude you were in the bathroom for 30 minutes what the hell?
Dave: Sorry I’ve been brain shitting all day

by Michael2323 October 25, 2022

Brain Shart

A brain fart immediately succeeded by verbal diarrhoea.

Becca's brain sharted when she exclaimed "I just had a massive shit in the shower"... she meant toilet.

by rugdealer October 6, 2022

Brain-thaw

The lingering headache that occurs when one is outside in freezing cold temperatures for an extended period and then returns indoors where it is much warmer. Much like a reverse brain-freeze, it is usually felt along the temples of the head.

After shoveling outside for a few hours I had such brutal brain-thaw when I got back in the house.

by Breezer28e January 7, 2022

bark brain

Someone who is inherently extremely below-average intelligence and can be seemingly assumed to be as dumb as bark.

Damn, that dude Jordan really is a bark brain... He put jam in his toaster...

by ranch baby January 8, 2022