Baked beans

Baked beans is slang for when you’re happy and need to let out a random word, also can be said “baked beans on toast” or just “beans on toast”.

“Hey, guess what !!”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST”

“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”

by Bakedbeansontoast September 4, 2019

Baked potato

When youre face fucking a girl and she vomits all over your dick then she puts a condom on it to let it bake then she takes it off and keeps giving you a good succ

I want a baked potato tonight!

by Samsungwasher October 28, 2017

Baked balls

Your eyes when you get baked muthafucka!

Person 1: can you tell im high?
Person 2: yeah you got them baked balls brotha.

by StonyGreek April 27, 2021

Baking brie

The process of taking a dump that increases the temperature and moisture in the room.

Who the hell is baking brie in here? I can hardly breathe my dude.

by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018

Baked Potato

Someone with no arms or legs who is stoned

"Claire is an amputee stoner, a baked potato."

by Saiki KK April 15, 2022

bake

UK Slang , meaning fuck off

Tina : "James is in love with Hannah"
James : "Nah, i'm not bro"
Tina : "James and Hannah sitting in a tree..."
James : "Bake bro."

by thenubianqueen November 23, 2020

Duke Baking Centre

Large oven used in the Subway chain for baking bread.

Viktor, can you put twelve Hearty Italians in the Duke Baking Centre please?

by TheThankYouBin March 12, 2009