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Meth Brain

When a person has been awake for too many days on meth and they can no longer can form proper sentences, words get jumbled up and you get tongue tied. Your thought process is slim to none causing you to say things without thinking, focusing and concentrating are unrealistic goals, and your memory is completely shot. Usually a sign it's time to put the meth down and go the fuck to sleep.
"Damn dude Jessica's really got meth brain today doesn't she?"
"Yeah she's gotta lay off the meth for a while"
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Artificial Brain

a smart phone, cell phone
esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events
put your artificial brains away, we are taking a test
by Alpino February 1, 2023
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Goblin Brain

When your brain becomes a goblin when it's gets stimulated buy the good loot/lore or renting out your head rent free but it's a goblin .
Hey dude this game had my Goblin Brain freaking out
by ThePlatformerAU December 9, 2022
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dude brain

Dudebrain is when you are thinking about sex during a totally innocent and nonchalant conversation with a woman or a man (if tthats your preference).
"Man sorry that chick that walked by got me dude brained."
"Sorry I haven't gotten laid in a while. Dude brain happens."
by jennaveveism April 5, 2014
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Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
Example usage:
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023
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angel brains

When a person is always thinking about the well being of others almost as much as an angel. Or a girl that once you have sex with her, your brain turns to mush because her vagina was too heavenly for you to even.
Stephanie's angel brains sent me straight to the E.R. it was so Godly.
by dstorm94 June 13, 2016
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CLOGGED BRAIN

STUPID, DAMN, IDIOT, USELESS, AIRHEAD
PLEASE HIRE A PLUMBER TO CLEAR YOUR CLOGGED BRAIN.
by GHENYGHEN April 18, 2010
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