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The troll is the number one threat to humanity as he has always been. Standing at 7 feet tall, he is rail thin and usually slouches to appear two feet shorter. He sports a reddish blue skin and two foot long tusks. For reasons unknown (perhaps a result of his carribean origions) he speaks with a thick jamaican accent. Born in Haiti as a result of a dark ritual by a whichdoctor, he is the embodiment of evil. A practitioner of the arcane arts, the troll is a renouned mage; his stark purple is testimate to this. He has been known to cause unbelieve havok throughout human civilization. He shot bambi's mother, sunk the titanic, the luisitania, and destroyed the roman colluseum (single handedly, i might add). He has never been caught as periodically jumps inside of people through their ear and hollows them out from the inside. Thus, he is able to commit his horrible acts incognito. The only time he ventures out is to feed. He can regularly be seen leaving children's hospitals with a squirming burlap sack. The only man who knows of his presence, and consequently the only one who can defeat him, is Dan Scarfoni.
The troll stared at the kindergarten hungrily, "Oh i bet they're tasty." he said.
the troll by soodonim June 11, 2008
Related Words

bum troll 

1) A bum troll is a medical condition by which the affected person becomes aroused by pulling on the anal hair until it stands straight making the shape of a trolls hair.

2) A bum or homeless person with troll like hair.
1) Man I walked in on your Grandma taking a wicked New Jersey last night and she was bum trolling out of control. Multi-talented...nice!

2) Person A: Dude that bum troll keeps trying to sniff my fingers...

Person B: Man just let him! Bum trolls are people too.
bum troll by spackjackson January 20, 2009

Vagina Troll 

Sister term to Pussy troll, which was made famous by the movie Clerks 2. Both versions are used and mean that you cannot have sex with that person if they have a Vagina troll and or pussy troll.
I hate that vagina troll that she has down there!
Vagina Troll by dededumdip August 14, 2010

sex troll 

Someone who has a developed head but an undeveloped body.
Did you see that sex troll the other day? It had my fathers head and a babys body!
sex troll by Kdail November 10, 2007

Tone troll

A tone troll is an internet troll that will effectively disrupt an internet discussion, because they feel that some of the participants are being too harsh, condescending, or use foul language. They often complain loudly and target specific subjects, even though they may actually agree with their subjects's point of view.

Tone trolls often emerge in the comments sections of the Pharyngula blog by Prof. PZ Myers.
Looks like it’s tone troll day… Must be the new year.
Tone troll by Amphioxys January 11, 2012

Lo Troll 

A Juggalette form of cock tease. A Lette that is probably only down because her last boyfriend of 4 months was a Juggalo. Someone who has no concept of the word Juggalette, but claims to be one just to get attention from Juggalos.
She's such a Lo Troll, she flirted with Ronald McDonald just because he was wearing face paint!
Lo Troll by LetteWitBrainz December 8, 2011