Red Springs

A small town in North Carolina where ain't jack SHIT to do but go somewhere else. Maybe if you grew up there you'd know something or someplace to be but just go push a crackhead over at piggly wiggly. Everyone either stupid rich and trying to hide it or just bum ass poor and living off the sun. One highschool full of the typical snobby bitch kids who think they hot shit or might amount to somethin more than parents burnin they checks on cases of miller and fixin dirt bikes. Everyone knows each other and you wouldn't even remotely recognize em. Town so forgettable they done named the middle and highschool after it, sad. People don't really give a flying fuck what goes on there because they focused more on whats happenin in Pembroke or would rather drive faster to not get the racist stare. Town is secretly segregated but nobody talks bout that, got thunder valley with all the hispanics that don't pay taxes and complain they got dirt roads. We got the hood or whatever they wanna call what's on that side of town. Then there's the middleish area where it's a bit of a mix honestly but they got some money. Don't bother getting your hopes up thinking you can start a business here either you goof, everyone who tried that failed MISERABLY. Sucks is it's a loop there it's always highschool, military or go to RCC and take up some weird shit like cosmetology. Who even uses that degree what?

person 1: hey you been through Red Springs lately?
person 2: where?

person 1: yo you been seen what they added in the springs?
person 2: nah dawg i jus aint been roun there inna folks seem a bit racist

by JameS1321 November 3, 2024

Jamaican Spring Roll

A woman inserts a spring roll into her vagina and squirts all over it. She then dips it in soy sauce and re-inserts it into her vagina. She keeps repeating the process until the spring roll's outer layers erode and the inside vegetables are left. She then feeds herself this vegetable mix.

The woman performed the Jamaican Spring Roll in front of her family.

by sdfgnodfghadbbnadfoghnabadfokj January 24, 2025

Hope springs eternal

it is human nature always to find fresh cause for optimism.

Even after a series of disappointing results, the coach, ever the optimist, declared, "We'll turn this around; hope springs eternal," as he prepared the team for the next match.

by Arminkshipper March 20, 2025

Rick Springfield Envy

When someone's significant other is everything you're looking for and you long to have her like in the Rick Springfield hit "Jesse's Girl"

"My neighbor's fiancee lights up a room so much she gives me Rick Springfield envy"

by TheMan1573 March 31, 2025

Sinking Spring, PA

A small borough in southeast Pennsylvania just outside of Reading. Known for it’s McDonalds, Car Washes, and springs that aren’t actually sinking.

Yo bro, where are you from, cool man?
Sinking Spring, PA!

by SinkyMan69 June 12, 2025

Dutch spring roll

When you’re aboard a flight and the flight attendant farts as they walk by you during the safety presentation

After my flight was delayed for an hour, and I finally reached my assigned seat, the flight attendant gave us a Dutch spring roll on the house.

by airblimpy August 29, 2025

Emerald Spring Apartments (The Buff)

Eastside Detroit housing complex, aka “The Buff” or “Buffalo Projects,” originally Charles Terrace. Known for its deep roots in the community and as a launching point for neighborhood crews and local culture.

“Word on the block is everyone from The Buff knows each other—Emerald Spring Apartments (The Buff) ain’t just housing, it’s history.”

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025