Strawberry season

To spend at least a few months getting to know the opposite sex in order to become in a relationship.

Have you guys been through the strawberry season yet

by Johnaldor9 June 26, 2019

grouching season

Grouching season is when you are constantly grumpy and any little thing will annoy you, you may want to fight people

Jack-“it’s grouching season bro”
Ethan-“yeh same”
Jack-“that kids looking at my funny”
Ethan-“let’s dip him down”

by DOE GANG July 4, 2019

Settling Season

More like Settling Season
Symptoms include: gaining weight, staying at home, checking your phone, making an effort to cook

Aaa shayze, i think i caught meself Settlitis. Will go to the gym and start using Tinder.
Well, dumbo, its Settling Season

by Krkič August 3, 2019

Glorified Seaman

A petty officer third class in the navy.

I just made HM3. Nothing more than a Glorified Seaman.

by RoundenBrown August 18, 2019

sam seamore 007

A man who walks into nearby unsuspecting trombone and baritone sectional time usually works at a record label but nobody knows which one. May take videos of your crotch.

"hey whats your name?"
"sam seamore 007"

by thatrandombandkid September 7, 2019

hoodie season

taking your best friends hoodie just to annoy them or if your really close maybe something more

girl 1: i’m cold

girl 2: it’s hoodie season go ask someone for theirs

by somethingintresting October 13, 2019

sex season

a time our year where sex is highly desirable

“yo, it’s sex season bois”

“did you get some sauce last night” “of course it’s sex season!”

by kweensauce November 19, 2019