I didn't wrap my present

Meaning they didn't put a condom on.

*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!

by simplydreaming8 October 30, 2008

president bush

a president who's an idiot, but its not his fault. it runs in the family!

I gotta stay offa them pretzels.-president Bush

by Ben April 4, 2005

prestin

amazingly pretty and beautiful

person1 :i just met a prestin
person2: can i have her digits?

by macy1234lmfao November 13, 2011

Presidential Order of Succession

Under the 25th Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America (1967), in the event that the President of the United States, for any reason, is unable to continue the Presidential duties, this is the order that is followed to determine whom will succeed to the Presidency. The most immediate official on the list will always be the next in line (unless that official, as well, is unable to continue his or her duties). An official, though his or her office may be part of the succession, will be passed over for the succession if he or she does not meet all of the requirements set forth by the United States Constitution. This list is also known as the Order of Presidential Succession. The order is:

Vice President of the United States
Speaker of the House of Representatives
President Pro-Tempore of the United States Senate
Secretary of State
Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of Defense
Attorney General
Secretary of the Interior
Secretary of Agriculture
Secretary of Commerce
Secretary of Labor
Secretary of Health and Human Services
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Secretary of Transportation
Secretary of Energy
Secretary of Education
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs
Secretary of Homeland Security

The Presidential Order of Succession has never been utilized beyond the point of Vice President.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

Zombie President

The reanimated corpse of a dead president, brought back as a zombie, with hopes to re-claim the White House and rule the world again. Or eat it's brains.

Tricky Dick has one big trick left - Zombie Nixon is running to be the first Zombie President!

by Zombie Nixon November 6, 2006

peer pressure

A chant that is used by a large group on a single person to convince them to do anything. The chant is as follows: "PEER PRESSURE, PEER PRESSURE, PEER PRESSURE, PEER PRESSURE..." and is repeated until the person of which the the chant is aimed caves in to the noise and number of peers.
PEER PRESSURE is pronounced: peer (mid range tone), pressure (high tone) and the "r" from the peer often runs into the "p" from the pressure.

I never want to do a beer bong again! The only reason I did it that time is because of that stupid peer pressure chant!

by peer pressure'er May 18, 2008

President Bush

An Asshole, a liar, another puppet of the christian concervatives, a dumbass, a passive killer, clueless, nonchalant, megalomanic, or a dick.

1. President Bush lied to the nations, and has caused the needless deaths of thousands of innoccents, including the precious lives of our men and women in uniform.

2. Where are the weapons of mass destruction President Bush? What are we dying for?

by Brian Love May 16, 2006