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pre·script
n. Abbr. Pre.S.

An important message appended at the beginning of an e-mail or letter before the writer's message.
-----Original Message-----
From: Bradley Thomas
To: Cooper, Ashley
Sent: Sun Aug 19 14:07:34 2007

Pre.S. I stayed up til 7am so I thought calling was less work than emailing, but you're not picking up.

Dear Ashley,

Are we going to the park or to the movies? You decide. Do you want to get brunch as well?

Love,

Brad
Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device
Pre.S. by Ashley Cooper January 2, 2009
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Pronounced "Preez"

Similar to primer; The consumption of alcoholic drinks at a designated house/flat/park before heading out to a pub or club so as to achieve a low/mild level of drunkeness to save money for when you get there. But the Australian colloquial version.
Simon: We are going clubbing tonight?
Steve: Yeah man, we can have Pre's at mine
Simon: Sweet, ill tell Will
Pre's by Stevoo May 26, 2006

pre-high's 

to highly-anticipate getting high. symptoms are feeling high, and actin' a foo'.
Trebek, could'nt wait to get to the office to smoke. so while he was driving, he got the pre-high's,and ran a red light.
pre-high's by Trebek September 8, 2003

pre-high's 

If we haven't had a 'cone' all day and its starting to get late, POTheads start to get nervous and excited.
"Hahaha. I must have the pre-high's hardcore, I'm talking so much shit...A bong will shut me up."
pre-high's by Diego September 14, 2003

Pre-Fuck Measurable's

Much like 'Pre-Draft Measurable's' in the NFL. Used to determine a players physical attributes, such as the 40 yd Dash etc 'Pre-Fuck Measurable's,' are used to measure a woman's breast, ass, body, hair, etc.
Aaron: "Dude, I just saw this girl with the biggest ass. Oh my gosh, I would totally fuck her."
Brian: "Really, how big was her ass?
Aaron: "I don't know, I forgot to record her Pre-Fuck Measurable's!"
(also "prinks") (chiefly British) predrinks. A small gathering at someone's house or flat to drink heavily before going out socially/clubbing.

Can also be used as a verb.
"Hey, are you going to Sam's pres later?"

"Which pres are you going to before going out?"
"Where are you guys pre'ing later?"
Pres by 1g17 November 12, 2017

the pres. mouth 

the place where flatus is produced, distibuted.
One secret service guy says to another, "did you smell the pres. mouth,it always smells like shit.
the pres. mouth by CJ April 3, 2008