Lonely Pee Syndrome 

The syndrome that occurs in some males that causes them to relieve themselves in a urinal directly adjacent to another male's, even when there are several open stalls away from the aforementioned male.

This dude must of had lonely pee syndrome, there were like 8 urinals and he decides to come up to mine and hold hands.

Lonely Pee Syndrome by Kim and Dan June 12, 2008

Jesus Pee 

A yummalicious drink, commonly called Mountain Dew. Originated in Largo, Florida. It can implode your taste buds, use with caution.

I would like some delicious, exhilerating, extravagent cup of Jesus Pee.

Jesus Pee by kdmleelauragrace May 2, 2009

power pee 

Urination after holding it for too long. Results in a thick stream that is highly pressurized.

Commonly occurs by accident as well and is highly embarrassing and mortifying.

"I need to pee so badly !"

(Starts to pee)

"Wow I'm splattering all over the place ! This is a power pee ! "

power pee by ténti January 1, 2014

one knee pee 

n. stance taken to effectively relieve yourself, usually during an intoxicated state, in extremely crowded areas, i.e. concerts, tailgates, wet t-shirt contests, and/or food and beer festivals (when walking to the restroom is just not an option)

pee, urinate

You are at a crowded concert and the headlining act has just taken the stage. Suddenly, the urge to pee hits you! Everyone knows the lines are long in the bathroom and it will take forever. The only other option is the one knee pee. You assume the one knee stance, pull up your pants/shorts leg past the knee that is touching the ground, pull out tool and let it fly.
Warning: the one knee pee works best under cover of darkness and only in extremely crowded areas. The author of this message is not responsible for anyone who attempts to pee uphill or into the wind.

one knee pee by Shands_uno August 8, 2007

I'd Pee in Her Butt 

She is so hot, your main thinking isnt to actually pee in her butt, but you would if she wanted you to.

At the bar with your buddies, a hotty walks across the room, you say I'd Pee in Her Butt.

I'd Pee in Her Butt by Kulvir March 5, 2012

Poo Pee 

That small amount of piss that you can feel in your bladder, but it won't come out the conventional way. Your only choice is to sit down and release it in a few forced squirts at a time, all while causing a bowel movement.

Damn, I need to piss with effort, but it'll move my bowels. This is gonna be a poo pee session.

Poo Pee by SadSongsAreSilly August 11, 2017

des-pee-ration 

When you are stuck in traffic and really have to urinate. You are so desperate to go that you pee in whatever is in the car.

"Man, I drank so much coffee this morning that I had des-pee-ration like you wouldn't believe. I filled my empty coffee cup up twice."

des-pee-ration by TexasTia February 13, 2010