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The 7th planet from the sun in our solar system.noted for its interesting axis of orbit and it rings.

Also elicits laighter due to it being pronounced as your anus.
Uranus is my favorite planet because it moves in such an interesting way.
by ténti December 30, 2013

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A penis so disgusting and smelly that it makes you cry when the fumes are inhaled. Can be the result of poor hygiene or disease.

Commonly associated with balls or nuts that reak as well.
Guy: Hey give me a bj.

Girl: No fucking way! You have a foul peener !
by Ténti December 30, 2013

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Urination after holding it for too long. Results in a thick stream that is highly pressurized.

Commonly occurs by accident as well and is highly embarrassing and mortifying.
"I need to pee so badly !"

(Starts to pee)

"Wow I'm splattering all over the place ! This is a power pee ! "
by ténti December 30, 2013

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Nipples : can be either male or female but more frequently female.
" That girl has the hottest neps ! "
by ténti December 30, 2013

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