DodecaHE-Jerk

When a man with multiple personality disorder has a wank and an episode at the same time and gets through 12 personalities before cumming on his grandma while yelling “BY THE POWER OF CUM ON YOUR GREYSKULL”

My mum caught me having a dodecaHE-jerk yesterday… I say “caught me” but it was all nans idea.

DodecaHE-Jerk by Lingtora August 13, 2024

circle jerk of biblical proportions 

When project management goes any direction other than the intended.

E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.

Engineer 12#: "I think we should put it at the top since this is the first thing the enemy sees."
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"

circle jerk of biblical proportions by swaglord_mcmuffin August 21, 2024

Jonkler jerk circle 

When all the jonklers come together to from a jerk circle,

The jonkler jerked his chicken in the jonkler jerk circle.

Jonkler jerk circle by oscaosca October 19, 2024

schrodingers jerk session 

def

When somebody is both jerkin it and not jerking at the same time they could have sticky hands while nobody knows

Bludbro: i think im jerking it but im not jerking it

Blawg: huhh well how do you know

Bludbro: idk i just feel it its like the schrodingers jerk session

schrodingers jerk session by Testicleinspectorangelgoat December 20, 2024

circle jerk 

It is the act in which more than one person engages in jacking each other off as a form to relieve their sick fetishes.

"Yesterday, Ronnie and I engaged in a circle jerk."

circle jerk by maddoxtheflavorfulcarror January 17, 2025

tear jerk 

When you use a significant others tears to masterbate or have sex

I whent to my room to tear jerk

tear jerk by Nodyess January 31, 2025

Tactical Jerk 

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

Tactical Jerk by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025