swaglord_mcmuffin's definitions

circle jerk of biblical proportions

When project management goes any direction other than the intended.

E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.

Engineer 12#: "I think we should put it at the top since this is the first thing the enemy sees."
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"

by swaglord_mcmuffin August 21, 2024

Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

deboot

The process of using friends and family for the removal of a brand new snakeskin cowboy boot.

Cowboy 1: Todays honky-tonkyn rally really rocked! Do you want another Bushwacker before hitting the hay?
Cowboy 2: I can see no reason why I wouldn't. But meet me outside the barn first. I need help debooting.
Cowboy 1: Hell yeah! To deboot is one of the most intimate things a cowboy can do to another fellow rider.

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021