circle jerk

It is the act in which more than one person engages in jacking each other off as a form to relieve their sick fetishes.

"Yesterday, Ronnie and I engaged in a circle jerk."

Baby oil

Something that P Diddy used for inexplicable activities. It used to be normal, but Diddy had to ruin it for basically everybody on the planet.

"I used some baby oil to make my fingers slip into the car easier."