Jesus Shit 

A shit that you flush, but it comes back into the bowl. The toilet is not clogged as a result of the Jesus shit. It is metaphorical to the fact that Jesus Christ was killed, but came back afterward.

Emily: Ahh, what a great shit I have just taken,
*Flush*
Emily: What? It came back? This must be a Jesus Shit.

OR

Phil: I heard Emily flush, but when I went in to piss, there was a shit in the toilet. It wasn't clogged though.
George: A true Jesus Shit for ya.

Jesus Shit by Albertkjfdahi August 25, 2010

jesus h christ

What you can say when you are extremely disgusted, shocked, suprised, etc.

Jesus H Christ, that fart smells like rotten ass.

jesus h christ by Jim shitmaster October 13, 2006

Jesus Christmas 

A jokingly and less offensive/disgraceful approach to using "Jesus Christ" as an interjection.

"Jesus Christmas! I think I just ripped mah panties!"

Jesus Christmas by PlasticMakesPerfect April 9, 2007

Jesus Lot 

An amount of a kind of object that is so great an amount that Jesus Christ would be unable to count the amount of items whitin his lifetime if he had lived to the ripe old age of 10 billion years old..
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

there were a Jesus Lot of people at the mall today. I mean, I had to break out my machete to hack through the crowds to be able to purchase Fable for the Xbox.

Jesus Lot by not_michael October 11, 2004

jesus christ on rye 

This refers to Jeus being healthy in a comical way.

Jesus Christ on rye, that was a cool crash.

jesus christ on rye by RoundElephant September 26, 2007

Jesus Crackers 

A saying to be used to replace "Jesus Christ!" Often used throughout gaming and when one is surprised.

Guy1: Boo!

Guy2: Jesus Crackers! you scared me!

Jesus Crackers by ElStefano October 4, 2008

Jesus Peace 

A reference to a peace outside of the worlds's common reference to peace, usually used by Christian or "saved" urban youth to bring to remembrance the necessity to do what Christ has instructed.

Denotes an event or situation where grace or forgiveness is necessary to avoid negative confrontation.

Also used as a salute between members of common Christian belief.

Giving advice to walk away:
Ay man throw up that Jesus Peace and walk away man, its not worth it.

In Greeting:
Ay My Dude! Jesus Peace, wuzup?


A Call of Pride Representing Joy in having faith, in departing:

JEEESSUUZZZZZZ PEACEEE!!!!

Jesus Peace by thejA!RU April 15, 2009