ULTRA-BAKED

When you get so high that you forgot that you got that high, so you get even more high, and don't realize how high you have been. Connecting two brain cells becomes an impossible task that only jesus himself could achieve while being ultra-baked.
Yo chad, why did you get ultra-baked?

Chad replies, 'bro shut the fuck up and pass me the bong...'
by DJ CHAD March 04, 2021
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baked chrissy

The act of expressing excessive flatulence into a pillowcase, throwing that pillowcase over someone's head and punching them in the face. Can be used as a consensual sex act, a form of revenge, or platonic wholesome fun with friends and family.
That ho wouldn't stop talking so I served her a hot baked Chrissy and left her on Interstate 5
by bakedchrissy February 11, 2017
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baked through the roof

It like when you are supper high or fucked up
Yo Steve this shit got me baked through the roof
by Big poppa daddy26 February 16, 2016
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Amoroso's Baking Company

A baking company based in Philadelphia.
Amoroso's Baking Company is the best.
by SPrice1980 April 21, 2022
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Procrasti-bake

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking, typically involving elaborate or time-consuming recipes that serve as a distraction from the task at hand. Procrasti-baking often results in a delicious treat, but also a delay in completing important tasks. The term "procrasti-bake" is a play on the words "procrastinate" and "bake."
I know I have an essay due tomorrow, but I just can't focus right now - I think I need to procrasti-bake some brownies to clear my head.
by uhTipy April 09, 2023
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baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.
Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.
by a l d u i n October 19, 2018
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