t off

to hit someone first to start a fight

"Just watch, he ain't gonna hit me,let him keep talkin' shit."
-Don't fight him man.
"I'm 'bout to t off on his ass first quarter!"

by Tugboats June 05, 2006

t-bill

like the sex act of t-bag or t-bagging, this has to do with a stockbroker sticking his thick, firm, long-term government bond in and out of a throat.

i t-billed your wife greenspan

by john really brown November 16, 2006

Ice-T

a cool usually lemon- flavored drink.

Dude1: Hey, dude, would you like some Ice-T
Dude2: Sure, pour it down my ass.

by Yelsew Foolface April 12, 2005

t-bag

The action of your scrotum against a girl's chin when you have your penis in her mouth — similar to a tea bag hanging out of a cup of tea.

Get on your knees and t-bag my balls!

by silly_sad_machine October 06, 2006

V A T

Value Added Tax (VAT) is a general consumption tax assessed on the value added to goods and services.

the crass went Bankrupted because they forgot to charge VAT

by anarchy and freedom July 06, 2005

T-34

The T-34 is a Soviet tank used mainly in WW2. It is often noted as the most iconic Soviet tank to be produced. Many people tend to think this tank is extremely OP, especially in video games such as War Thunder or World of Tanks. This is commonly referred to as Russian Bias.

"Oh shit, its a T-34! We are so dead!"
Proceeds to get one shot.

by thetruesurvivor December 07, 2018

t-hoe

A nasty skank slut whorebag with very large unattractive saggy tits. Occasionally she has to hold them up when she walks so that she doesn't step on them, even though if she step on them she still wouldn't feel it because the blood can't circulate that far in her body. Anyways she tends to get around to all of the boys and they like to fuck her. She lets them do their job and then lets them go. Her favorite is the shocker and all the boys in massena give it to her, mostly the boys way older than her that only want her because they know they can get some and have to show no affection otherwise. She goes for boys 16 and up but they are usually under 33. USUALLY. Some people refer to her not only as the town bicycle, but the town bus because she is soo big that many boys can ride her at the same time. You might not want to ride her though because you might get in a crash, I mean, she DOES get wasted just about every night. If you see her you may want a free ride but unless you want herpes, run and hide or plug your nose because you have never smelt tuna this strong.

Yeah t-hoe? I fucked her. TWICE. But she didn't recognize me the second time.

by cate jiklopi October 07, 2007