wet muff

Inserting your falangies(fingers) into a vaginal opening and, getting it moist, then inserting your fingers into someones ear.

I just wet muffed that guy over there.

by Amelia3512 April 4, 2007

Wet & Wild

The act of being sexually wet & being physically wild. Used mostly by the freaks under the sheets.

Dave: "are you ready Bon Qui Qui?"
Bon Qui Qui: "most definitely. I'm wet & wild daddy!"

by Bellas_daddy September 10, 2016

Wet Cat

Your cat being wet by hot men or women, the child appropriate way.

Joe Perry is hot af! I think I have a wet cat..

by MrsTonyIommi July 13, 2020

wet computer

something you get by pouring wordmountain dew/word on strongbad's computer

"how to make a wet compuro out of stwong bahs compuro"

by h*r f4n July 19, 2003

wet paper towel

When you piss on a paper towel and afterwards use it to nut in

I ran out of paper towels and i only had one so i had to pull a wet paper towel

by Nibger May 25, 2017

wet whale

a type of dildo invented by a group of school pupils on a trip 2 london
other dildos also known as furry ferret and slimy snake

"for pleasure i like to use a wet whale"

by ehh August 12, 2004

Wet humping

Opposite of dry humping; person A making contact with genitalia of person B

Without penetration

I enjoyed wet humping but now I'm concerned with stds

by JustBJK July 1, 2017