touching cotton

the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear

"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"

by lauren April 25, 2004

Tough broad

1. A strong woman that doesn't intimidate easily and can do what needs to be done.

2. A woman that has lived a hard life, due to circumstances she put herself in or was born into.

She was a tough broad. She drove race cars, raised children, cooked us all dinner, shot that burglar. She is no woman to mess with.

I saw one tough broad sitting at the end of the bar.

by amylc May 4, 2012

torched

an extreme state of well being after extended periods of marijuana injestion.

stoner #1 man i was so high last night
stoner #2 yeah man we were torched

by mik3 jon3s September 13, 2005

tolchock

Noun from Nadsat - A swing or blow

Used multiple times during Clockwork Orange.

A. Quit throwing tolchocks at me reasonness!
B. A tolchock to the face hurt him badly.

by GuyMontag September 23, 2004

Toucher Glasses

The kind of glasses that pedophiles and sex offenders can be seen wearing. They are generally large frames, with plastic or wire rims.

Jack: Woah, stay away from that guy, he's definitely wearing toucher glasses.

by Sarahcastic May 7, 2007

Tough Love

Another version of "being cruel to be kind". To show somebody some tough love today will save them heartache in the future but may cause a small amount of upset for the reciever immediately after the "Tough Love" has been dispensed. They would suffer more if you let them get on with their life with no interference from third parties.

Leo-"I'm gonna ask that girl out on a date"
Chris-"You'd be wasting your time, you are ugly, overweight and suffer severely from B.O. and thats just your good points, take it from me, she will reject you, maybe not straight away, perhaps she will rinse your bank account first, but you have no future with that girl, I'm sorry mate the writing is on the wall"
Leo-"Harsh words, but priceless advice, I guess thats what they call tough love"
Chris-"It sure is, look it up on the Urban dictionary, on second thoughts, you better not"

by Chris VG May 24, 2007

Torchic

A small chicken that breathes fire. One of the 3 choices for starter pokemon you get to choose from in Sapphire/Ruby/Emerald version of the game Pokemon
A fire type, it's fighting is great, and evolves at a regular time.

May: I choose you, Torchic!
Ash: Treecko!
Random other trainer: Mudkip!

by Darkness of Hinata January 23, 2008