Vans

Something that private investigators drive to spy on you dumb bitches!

Bitch you have a fleet of vans following your ass...you better watch your back.

by Howard's End!! September 27, 2018

Van

Van is a very hyper and motivated type of person. He always comes up with some new ideas so do something and never fails to entertain his friends and make them laugh ! Van can be a difficult person, but once you get to know them, he’s full of surprises!

,,Hey whats ur name ?”
,,i’m Van !”
,,you’re cool.”

by lix<3 November 22, 2021

Van

van is the class clown who is really nice and plays basketball. every girl likes him and he doesn’t like any girls he also doesn't trust anyone with his secrets.

guy: hey van do you like _

van: nobody

by dominus 3C November 1, 2020

Van Zanten

When you plow into the side of someone as they're trying to get away.

Person A: "Dude, I totally pulled a Van Zanten on my girl last night!"
Person B: "What, you banged her from the side when she was running away?!"
Person A: "Yeah."
Person B: "Nice. It's messed up, but still. Nice."

by TurboTard October 4, 2023

Van McCann

van mccan is the lead singer of catfish and the bottlemen he is very fit. no one can compare to him.

his name means sexy as fuck.
i would happily let him rail me any day of the week 😏

“oi you know you are a van mccann”

by Wagwan b November 21, 2020

Mitchell van Hoof

Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.

" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."

by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022

van quie quie

Coolest cat in the whole world. Usually given to someone by a mean jerk named Zach, but still loved by many. Van for short, nobody could ever be a cooler cat.

Damn, that Van Quie Quie is the best cat ever!

by vanquiequiethecat April 7, 2017