Real Suicide shot

The real way to do a suicide shot. For the ultimate hardcore alcoholics and drug addicts. Pull out your cocaine, and make a nice tidy line. Pour your self a shot of petrol, and have your wasabi ready for eye destruction. Snort the coke, wasabi in the eye and the shot of petrol. Great way to start your Monday morning.

Dude, he's so hardcore he took a real suicide shot, and is now high, drunk and blind!

by jimmyg_bauhaus February 9, 2013

Real Chance of Love

Another VH1 reality series, staring two brothers and I love New york rejects trying to find love by dating 10 women at once. In the end one doesnt pick any girl at all and the other picks a whimp

"Hey did you watch Real Chance of Love last night?"
"Nah man, I have a life"

by Anonymousbutfamous January 12, 2009

The Real Cari Champion

A person who does not follow the crowd she/he creates their own rules.
Cari Champion is an Atlanta news anchor who was fired for allegedly saying 'motherfucker' on the air. Wrongly accused she appealed the decision to Corporate headquarters. After three weeks, Meredith Corporation, a billion dollar company, reverses itself. Its NEVER been done before.

Don't let anyone tell you no! Show them the Real Cari Champion when you fight for your rights. The Real Cari Champion has prevailed everyone will receieve a fair opportunity as promised.

by WInner1 March 16, 2008

Real Nigga Syndrome

A state at which you have became so much of a real nigga that you can not die

Guy 1: Dude did you find out?
Guy 2: What man.
Guy 1: I have Real Nigga Syndrome
Guy 2: Ahh man that sucks, no dying and shit

by The Man Who Founded RNS March 19, 2014

Roblox Minigunner *REAL*

Best memes and youtuber that ever existed and if you say he scream autistic your idiot noob cause you can’t fucking edit you little bitch ass

Roblox Minigunner *REAL* is so epic

by boymom5 February 20, 2019

if pokemon were real...

A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.

guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!

guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...

by Mega Millions August 10, 2010

hyunjins real girlfriend

human

hyunjins real girlfriend is human.

by yeetskadoodle October 18, 2020