Carpet shark

Another word for a very nasty vagina

Bruh that chick gave me the clap she gotta straight up carpet shark.

by Pappadoomdoeswords November 29, 2021

Tiger shark

The absolute best, BEST animal ever to live.

Jake: Hey, look at that tiger shark!
Joe: Wow!
Jimmy: Sheeeesh

by tiqer May 7, 2023

wizard shark dick

If you have a shark tattooed on your dick, and you're a wizard in the sack, giving your female partner excessive orgasms you might be considered to have a wizard shark dick.

Fatty has a hammerhead shark tattooed on his dick, all I keep hearing is how he fucks like a wizard. He must have a wizard shark dick

by FattyBizkits May 11, 2023

shark

No it's not a way to have you-know-what, in case you were wondering!
You know very well that a shark is a sea creature in the water that seems more threatening than it actually is.

Weird Fact: More humans eat sharks than sharks eat humans per year.

by Beyond cringe October 1, 2022

Dick Shark

Slang term for when a guy gets an erection while spooning someone.

I stayed over at Kaden's last night and woke up with a dick shark attacking me.

by The Notorious S.I.G. August 6, 2016

Shark

A sexual position where a woman lies flat on her back in a bathtub. then a man lies on top of her inserting his penis into her vagina, then they both flop around and bite each other.

Jim: Damn bro my wife is crazy! Last night she wanted to do it shark style with me!
Jason: Wow! your lucky.

by Shark-style October 11, 2022

loin-shark

A greedy money-lender who requires sexual favors if you are unable to pay his outrageous interest-fees.

It's not a good idea to borrow money from private people --- a lot of them are a bunch of loin-sharks.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019