When your lady shows up to your work during lunch break to suck you off in your car on the company parking lot.
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday and gave me some stationary road head out in the parking lot.
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
Get the stationary road headmug. A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
by Esterlino Dorado January 24, 2022
Get the Knobley Road Monstermug. For Male/Female Anal Sex During Menstruation with use of a Tampon.
The Male Partner vigorously and repeatedly
penetrates the Feminine Anus until He Climaxes. With Full Ejaculation while the Penis is inside the Rectal Cavity.*
The Male Partner then lays on his back with his mouth wide open. The Female Partner then Strattles or Squats with her Anus directly above the Male's open Orifice. She then defecates into his mouth and then pulls out the soiled Tampon and sticks it into the semen infused fecal material.
The end result giving the appearance of a Rocky Road Sunday with a Cherry on top.
*(see Anal Cream Pie)
The Male Partner vigorously and repeatedly
penetrates the Feminine Anus until He Climaxes. With Full Ejaculation while the Penis is inside the Rectal Cavity.*
The Male Partner then lays on his back with his mouth wide open. The Female Partner then Strattles or Squats with her Anus directly above the Male's open Orifice. She then defecates into his mouth and then pulls out the soiled Tampon and sticks it into the semen infused fecal material.
The end result giving the appearance of a Rocky Road Sunday with a Cherry on top.
*(see Anal Cream Pie)
The Old Lady was on her rag last weekend and the filthy whore gave me the Rocky Road Sunday treatment, man I love that woman.
by Stoic Trucker June 6, 2023
Get the Rocky Road Sundaymug. When going on an elongated excursion with a female riding shotgun it is an obligation to said female that for every two hours of said excursion she preform oral sex upon your member
A: How was the 8 hour drive from Jersey to Maine with your girl?
B: it was great! especially the Mandatory Road Head
B: it was great! especially the Mandatory Road Head
by BalerionTBlackDread February 1, 2017
Get the Mandatory Road Headmug. school in CNY where the kids who go their act like they’re from the hood the white boys do drugs and the girls are fake bitches the teachers are horrible and always finding new, stupid reasons to give you detention and something to the kid part about how the girls fake their depression for attention not to mention the kids love doing drugs and enjoy juuling
person: who spilled the lean all over the bathroom?
person 2: must’ve been a soule road middle school kid
person 2: must’ve been a soule road middle school kid
by Wnaanoakakdnfnfdm January 11, 2019
Get the Soule Road Middlemug. The fearsome homosexual gang of schmucks who rule the willow road turf including the especially homo Paul brothers.
The willow road mandem just had a devilish clash with the iraqi swat... Luckily naynay had a nosh and won it.
by Yung Samstar May 5, 2019
Get the Willow road mandemmug. Parents- hey Can you and your husband come over for dinner tonight?
Wife- No my husband and i are making Creamy Rocky Road for Dinner tonight.
Husband- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!
Wife- No my husband and i are making Creamy Rocky Road for Dinner tonight.
Husband- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..!
by Flint The Awesome June 17, 2020
Get the Creamy Rocky Roadmug.