cunt-muscle

A muscle in the vagina, used to call someone when they are a complete homo.

Robert: I like long walks on the beach where I feel close to nature
Anthony: You are such a cunt-muscle

by Anthony Paolillo May 29, 2007

Beer muscles

The muscles- or more likely the lack thereof- found in the male abdominal area. This phrase is a tailor-made justification for excessive amber nectar consumption, and places the onus on drinking a six-pack, rather than having one.

'Been to the gym lately?'
'Nah, but I gave the beer muscles a good workout last night.'

by Tommy Trawler February 9, 2004

Rug muncher

A fully grown man who just can not grow a beard, this is because he actually munches on carpet so his face is smooth as a whores cunt.

" Christ look at scott he must actually be a Rug muncher to be that smooth of face!"

"yeah what a cunt!"

by Scottt jackson October 21, 2007

muscle pig

A pig that is very muscular and has a stinky scent because it is awesome

I like your muscle pig. It looks very handsome.

by Ilovesocks01 June 26, 2017

Musclesexing

One muscleman engaging in sex with another man. The muscleman can be either the one initiating the act, the person invited to engage in the act, or both.

"I heard Steve really had a good time last night."

"Yeah. He invited a real hunk over for musclesexing."

by UD-Friendly October 19, 2009

Mulched

To be heavily influenced by drugs or alcohol

Johnson bro we need to get mulched tonight, it's the last night of vacation!

by The voice of the common cock December 25, 2013

Butter muncher

When someone smears butter on someone's butthole and licks it off

I heard that guy over there is a butter muncher

by Thegoatlogan11 March 2, 2022