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knuckle muffin

Girlfriend: whatcha wanna do tonight ?

Boyfriend let's do a knuckle muffin

Girlfriend: eww sounds like butt stuff .. IM IN!!!
by Ahhitzap1rate May 23, 2016
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Smokey moose knuckle

When you smoke a bowl and pack the bowl down with your finger then finger a girl with your resin finger
I smoked a fat one and gave this girl a smokey moose knuckle
by Turning point May 12, 2016
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Dick Knuckle

When your cock torques off to the left (or right), resembling a semi-ripe banana when erect, and a partially hooked finger when flaccid. Common in angry short men, orangutans, and intellectual pygmies.

Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.
"Dude, did you see Mike in the shower?"

"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."
by DefinitelyNotAGuyNamedMike January 17, 2018
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tug knuckle

the highest knuckle on your hand while masterbating.....
the second joint of your thumb while making a fist ..
the same would be implied for females using artificial stimuly {viberator}
i keep banging my tug knuckle on the table
my tug knuckle is sore
you're such a tug knuckle ! ! ! !
by THE-HILBILY January 19, 2018
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ugandan knuckles

by don whey February 6, 2018
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Knuckle Up

When two men choose to engage in mutual masturbation, implementing a "thumb war" grip and jerking themselves off simultaneously, locked at the knuckles.
Since he had a girlfriend, the young man decided to knuckle up with a buddy.
by DaXymbiont February 7, 2018
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Ugandan Knuckles

Ugandan Knuckles, a now dead meme because it was overused by the normalfags, this meme stole Forsens ZULUL stuff and combined it with a disabled knuckles, funny for the first 2 seconds.
NORMIES STOLE OUR MEME PepeHands
FUCK UGANDAN KNUCKLES.
by GGX GANG February 6, 2018
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