King Slim 

(n).
1. One of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.
2. A really kick ass cool dude nicknamed Slim, but later dubbed himself King Slim because his ego is bigger than Mount Everest.
3. Egomaniacal founder of Sonic Death Monkey Entertainment and creater of his still-untitled cartoon.
3. See cocky, arrogant, cool, kick ass, swell, etc.
4. Self-proclaimed King of the World (see definition 2 of The King of the World)
5. Lead singer of his own band King Slim's Kick Ass Band

Anonymous Boy: I wish I could be like King Slim. King Slim is the baddest motherfucker of all time!

King Slim is the King of the World

King Slim by King Slim August 10, 2004

King Nutty 

To place one's balls upon another's forehead whilst they are sleeping.
Taking a picture IS mandatory!

Wingler got King Nuttied in his sleep

King Nutty by AC April 7, 2003

king of yesterday 

when you are so madly in love with a girl and something happens and you too split that you feel like you were the king yesterday but now are nothing..

plus its a pretty kickass song by Jude

Jim: How's it been going since you and Katie broke up?
Mark: Pretty bad... there only one word to discribe
Jim: What's that?
Mark: I just feel like the king of yesterday..

king of yesterday by JudeFan65 January 26, 2007

king father hater 

father haters are a select breed of goths who share a common wardrobe of black, piercings, and bondage-wear, as well as a shared hatred of their father (read: either dear old dad, or rather, our father who art in heaven... the king, an individual who lives in north central PA is the greatest of all the father haters, thusly he is King.

KFH enjoys wrecking trains, playing video games, and destroying families.

"Man, Brent looks really sad today..."
"Well, duh... it's father's day and he's King Father Hater"

king father hater by a teammmmm January 21, 2008

King Butt monkey 

The person that the Butt Monkey Follows

Rob: Come here Gail
Gail: ok do you want anything
Rob: Get me Sweets NOw
Gail: OK right away
Rob: Gail is such a Butt monkey
Bob: And your the King Butt MOnkey

King Butt monkey by Checken April 15, 2008

King Arthur's Court 

a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.

T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks

King Arthur's Court by sk8a September 29, 2008

King Tuck 

A "King Tuck" is when you take your boner, or a semi-hard dick, and tuck it into the waist band of your boxers, or pants, so that the head is peeking out of your pants.

"Yo wasn't that girl mad hot?"
"Yeah, she got me so hard tha i had to do King Tuck so she wouldn't see!"

King Tuck by B0N3H3AD November 5, 2009