2 definitions by sk8a
a sexual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. Her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.
T&R: hey babe, you in for a table top?
G: duh!
T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done
G: ok
R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!
G: duh!
T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done
G: ok
R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!
by sk8a August 4, 2008
a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.
T: How did last night go?
R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.
T: Ha ha ha that sucks
R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.
T: Ha ha ha that sucks
by sk8a August 4, 2008