Pressing Ham

Exposing your bare ass and spreading your butt cheeks onto an object possibly leaving a slight anal residue to the surface.

"Bro, I was Pressing Ham on my neighbors door handle last night and my best buddy opened the door right after"

by Johny Cakes May 8, 2012

Hangin' ham

A vagina with the inner flaps (labia) hanging out, often looks like there is ham hanging from the fanny.

Ewwww look at that girls hangin' ham

by Simonononon October 21, 2008

Drop a ham

To take an exeptionally large and smelly dump.

Did someone drop a ham in here, I can't hardly breathe.

by Biff Cool May 30, 2006

Tennessee ham

sex; sometimes specifically anal sex

"They sell Tennessee ham, and strawberry jam...." - Dixie Chicks

"Gimme some of that Tennessee ham!" - horny guy

by Jayzeee December 6, 2006

Mo-Ham-Head

Mo-Ham-Head is a kewler way to say The Prophet Muhammad.

"You Mo-Ham-Head suck my dick dude!"

"Yeh Bitch get down on your hands and knees, and work that cock, cockmaster!"

by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008

Baggy Ham

A ladies particularly protruding labia minora and/or majora.

''Bloody hell, that pensioners baggy ham must be a metre long''

by natedawg99 January 4, 2012

spinning ham wheel

The spinning ham wheel is a sexual position where the male attaches a circular ham to a drill bit and drills the women's anus while he penetrates her vagina.

"Dude, last night this girl was feeling really kinky so I finally got to do the spinning ham wheel"

by The Death Defying Penis Sword January 27, 2018