Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.

Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"

by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012

Sausage Date

When a girl purposely goes on date with a guy with the intention to have sex with him. She goes on the date so as to appear not to be "too loose" or "forward" so that the guy won't get the wrong impression of her and so that she doesn't get a bad reputation. In reality, though, she only wants his hot body.

Sarah is going out with Josh this Saturday. It's a sausage date.

by seijaku April 17, 2013

palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

by The Dirtbag November 6, 2013

starget date

The target start date for any given project.

"What is the starget date for the next foundation?"

by kelp#1 February 13, 2014

chipotle date

Anytime when you ask a friend to eat at chipotle; must be spontaneous. Also a bro friendly get to gether.

Jimmy: "Sam, Chipotle Date?"

Sam: "Hell yeah"

by cookiekruncher1 April 29, 2014

unicorn dataset

(1) A dataset that contains no errors. Types of errors include structural, grammatical or numerical errors.
(2) A dataset that is instantly compatible with another dataset. There are no problems or inconveniences in combining with any other dataset.

There is no example of a unicorn dataset...

by davetaz April 13, 2014

dooms date

When you are on a date to dump someone or be dumped by someone and it's overly dramatic.

"Betty is going on a dooms date." "That's when I realized I was on a dooms date."

by ATTT April 18, 2015