Dong Rule

If you lose to a donkey kong when you are donky kong in Smash, you can never use donkey kong again.

The dong rule is the dong rule, I will never use donkey kong again.

by Wonzly January 15, 2022

dong-a-thon

A one-night stand with a female that is accompanied by two or more men in sexual intercoarse.

Affter we won football game me and the whole team ran a dong-a-thon on Jennifer in the locker room!

by Just a Geek Clapping Cheeks September 15, 2017

Dong

A popular name for the male phallus, brought back into the spotlight by erectile enthusiasts, Numan.com with their tv advert entitled 'call it what you will', declared the 'best ever advert' by the flaccid men of Twitter.

That unbranded viagra really brought my dong back to life!

I took a few blue pills and couldn't believe how hard my dong was!

by oldhag89 March 1, 2022

Ding dong

When your so idiot there's no other way to describe you

Your such a Ding dong

by anonymous November 9, 2020

dong wrinkles

The stretch marks around the mouth of a major cocksucker

That girl has a major case of dong wrinkles.

by Deepwaterbear June 11, 2019

double schlong dong

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus

Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong

by Analnuke April 15, 2018

Dong

Big pp in my mouth *moan* cum lol on my butt lol nerd bozo suck my penis

Eat my Dong

by Dong in my mouth 69 February 12, 2022