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crookhorn college

A horrendously shit school located in the south of england. with chavs everywhere that think they own the place. and the only thing they’re good at is playing football.
Person 1: ew look how chavvy she is!

Person 2: it’s definitely because she goes to crookhorn college
by A student at crookhorn college December 1, 2023
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Crooked rular

Someone is ment to be straight (or says they are) but, acts very gay
Why do you have so many pics of buff men on your phone? Are you gay?

No im fully straight

You're a crooked rular
by Fluffy'n'feathery February 20, 2024
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Crooked Joe Biden

Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.
by kanas sucks May 15, 2024
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Crooked Thumb

A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.
I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.
by Jizzñe____007 June 7, 2024
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Crookshanked

When a person is deemed to be bad at something and they go to the extremes to prove themselves, resulting in failure and proving their lack of said skill
Thomas got so mad he didn't make the swim team that he crookshanked their first practice by swimming laps, resulting in the lifeguard having to save him.
by trei3 July 20, 2024
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Crooks County

Rooks County Kansas. The last guard holding hell from pouring out onto earth. The ones that slip through are held here by the few that are able to live amongst the flik flak flakes. We are the front lines, in the trenches, overrun yet able to contain all the evil in one district...the 9th. You name it, it is here or it has happened. No eye is batted. As we rise, they fall. It is the final hour. We will Plieger it out.
Only in Crooks County.
by Always the Phatz August 15, 2025
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crookie

Crooked old men.

Combination of crook + oldie.

Plural(tend to gather in the viagra aisle): Crookies.
A: “Have you ever noticed that guys that specifically call girls ‘college-aged’ haven’t been near a college in the last 15-20 years?”
B: “Omg you’re right, those f***ing crookies.”
by crookiehunter November 13, 2025
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