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Assholership 

A leadership position obtained by force or marked by flagrant asshole behavior and blatant disregard for facts, advice, or common courtesy. An assholership is a dictator-like position where all reasoning is attributed to "my way or the highway" or "because I said so".
This new boss just ignored everything I had to say about the new project - he's running a total assholership up there.
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Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.
“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”
Asshole Peanuts by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018

asshole complex 

A moment (usually during a survey or social experiment) when someone just bull shits an answer or when someone is an asshole in general ( basically saying being an asshole is a mental disability which is obviously not okay)

"
This guy just fucking cut me off damn it asshole complex"

Assholesome 

Being an asshole but for the right reasons.
She is so assholesome. She tells me what I need to hear.

Asshole baby 

Asshole baby means a baby born from the ass. It's a word people use to degrade someone they think is dumb, ugly, or inferior.
Example #1: Kelly sees a really ugly dude.

Kelly: Look at that Asshole Baby over there. I would never sleep with him.

Example #2:

Bill: I think motorcycles should be used to kill people.

Tiffany: Go climb back up your father's ass you Asshole Baby.
Asshole baby by Box Worm November 25, 2019

Asshole Vibing 

When a man and a woman are spooning, the mans penis is inserted into the womans asshole and they just lay there and spoon.
me and my girlfriend were asshole vibing yesterday! it was amazing!
Asshole Vibing by AetherJK March 13, 2020

Asshole Goblin 

This Damn Asshole Goblin is trying to Dap up the turds as they comin out.