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Fag Train 

A series of gay/faggy events or people.
Nixon was a fag for watergate. Ford was a fag for pardoning him.... therefore they are a Fag Train.

4 guys waiting on line to watch a chick flick would also be a fag train.

I just saw Jerry blowing 5 guys... he must be blowing the fag train. I hope they shoot gonorrhea in his eye and he dies
Fag Train by Parth S Patel March 23, 2011

dinosaur train 

DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍

Once upon a time there was a mom 🤱
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon 🤩
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching 🙉
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING 😻😻🤩🤩
One by one her kids popped free 👶
Baby pteranodons, 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🤩
ILL NAME YOU TINY 🤏 SHINY 💎 AND DON 🙄
But tiny said WAIT ✋ THERES ONE MORE MOM 😱
The last little baby was a different size 🥴
With teeth 🦷 a tail 🐈 and big green eyes 👁
He didnt look anything like the rest 😭
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST 😱😱😳😳🤔🤔
But dear old 🧓 mrs. pterandon said 🗣
This is your family 👪 and im your mom 🤰 we may be different 😔 but we're all creatures 🦖 all dinosaurs have different features 🤩
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION 😼
ILL GET US A TICKET 🎟 AT PTERANDON STATION 🚉
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD 🌎 IN SUNSHINE ☀ AND RAIN 🌧
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE 🤩

DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
WE'RE GONNA RIDE 😏 (ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏)
THE DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
mr pterandon from dinosaur train was a cuck before it was cool

running a train

When two or more individuals partake in sexual intercourse with a female. This reference is usually always used to mean such an act, but also can refer to taking a non-stop shit within a toilet, or any other activity that involves a certain degree of persistent that it becomes evident that it takes as long as a train to get the job accomplished.
I was running a train last night on my girlfriend.

"Was Aaron just in the bathroom running a train?"
running a train by Josh FTW December 29, 2007

Doom Train 

A special move on a video game called Gears of War created by xP I DoOm. It involves charging at an enemy with a shotgun and blasting the opponent into pieces.
That Doom Train was Sick
Doom Train by KINGCOOKY December 9, 2008

Sext Train 

When one guy is having three or more sexting conversations with different girls.
Girl A was sexting Boy A when Girl B started sending naked pics of herself to Boy A too- as Girl C sent Boy A a text asking if he was thinking about her.
Boy A in a desperate attempt to keep up, had to make sure he was hitting each text with accuracy and relevancy in response..making sure he didn't get any part of the sext train wrecked.
Sext Train by lola3008 September 3, 2010

Boat-Train 

Something you tell your friends to get on to psych them up for an activity they don't want to partake in. Kinda like bandwagon...but better.
Man! Get on the boat-train! It's going to be SO DOPE!

Bud, get off the fucking couch and hop on the boat-train!
Boat-Train by Conductor/Captain BT October 28, 2010