Time Blindness

The typical Zoomer excuse for badly handled time management.

Boss: Why were you an hour and a half late for work???
Anon: Sorry, my time blindness makes me forget I have things to do in an timely fashion. Sorry!
Boss: Sorry! You're fired. Do better in future jobs please.

by LimeSenpai October 15, 2023

won time

one magical time...

"last nite i foxt ya momma."
"won time"

by YuniQ9 January 25, 2014

Nutella Time

watching porn with the homies but instead of a group fap session we just eat instead, preferably bread and nutella

Hey Cliff I'm feeling really dry today, can we go to your place for a Nutella Time?

by beapimpnotasimp July 19, 2020

Behind the Times

When someone finds out new news only to find out that it's fairly old (originally from Super Milk Chan).

Person 1: Did you hear about the Prince of Persia movie?

Person 2: That news is from late LAST YEAR.

Person 1: Oh, well I didn't know.

Person 2: You are so behind the times.

by MANTISscream April 29, 2009

race time

1. Time spent within the environment of one's own race.

"It's been a long day around my co-workers. Feels good to finally be home and have some race time."

by gayniggerdicks December 21, 2016

Nut time

A British tradition in the lead up to Christmas where a variety of nuts (usually but not always including chestnuts) are consumed at a certain time every day.

Dan: "Are you ready for nut time Nora?"
Eleanor: "You bet I am. Get the microwave ready, I'm bringing chestnuts today!"

by Pip Spencer November 16, 2020

Coffeeshop Time

A smoke break; going outside to smoke.

You up for coffeeshop time?

by lovebugnurug June 22, 2010