Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel

Example “does anyone know where the loo is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the loo is and purposely not tell you! And then enjoy watching the panic as you try to find one before it’s too late!

Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say” does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? “ The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie, and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .

by Satchelist January 7, 2022

snatch snaps

A much better term for crotch snaps, or shirts that button around the crotch.

Snatch snaps are making a come back and go perfect with your high waisted jeans!

by greggiegreg February 10, 2022

Snatch

to snatch, means to slay, to love it, to be content, to feel accomplished

“I just got the new Harry Lauren perfume for the best deal! Snatch !”

“My favorite color is red, snatch.”

“I loved my outfit today, i was snatched!”

by France Lauren February 17, 2022

Snatch

Vaginal Region. Sex hatch.

"Ima snatch your snatch"

Or
"Her snatch stanky"

Or
"Ima do your snatch"

"Ima snatch your snatch"

Or
"Her snatch stanky"

Or
"Ima do your snatch"

Or
"His heart got snatched by her snatch"

by Snatchy_hoes March 5, 2022

Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends

Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends

by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022

satchelhead

Any bag of a satchel type design easily used to 'head' out on demand

I took my new satchelhead out tonight, much easier access to all my things than a backpack.

by Rodel Iteralde April 6, 2022

Shatchel

/ (shat chill) /
Noun
1. Conveniently shorter term referencing a colostomy bag. Using the past tense of shit, "shat", combined with "satchel", a bag worn by a strap over the shoulder.
"Shat Satchel" or shatchel.

"Hey Chris, you gonna come play some PUBG?"
"Yeah dude! I just gotta run to the bathroom first to dump my shatchel!"

by Spared April 29, 2022