Trout salad

The act of diarrhea in a toilet bowl that when viewed is scattered like fish food when first dropped into the fish tank.

Mike had a hot dog with kraut and dropped a trout salad.

Trout salad by The Sex Panther May 20, 2008

Bread Salad 

Toast with butter on it when your super cross faded

I need some Bread Salad

Bread Salad by ilikebreadsalad March 19, 2009

fuck salad 

(1) Pertaining to a combination of particularly unlucky circumstances which cause an individual to feel that they are destined for failure, or "fucked."

(2) A phrase used by people who do not enjoy or appreciate salad as a part of their regular diets, unless it is covered in ranch dressing, fried onion crisps, or so on.

(1) After getting a ride to class from a friend because he had woken up to three flat tires, Jack learned that he failed his psychology final. To make matters worse, when Jack's friend dropped him off at home, they discovered that the curb they'd hopped on the way to school was actually Jack's pet cat. Jack's friend looked at him apologetically and said "Sorry man, that's a real fuck salad you've got there."

(2) "Fuck salad," said Sheri, "I hate leafy vegetables."

fuck salad by lcnasty April 13, 2010

Flapjack Salad 

The act of excreting semen on the pubic hairs of a female creating the image of a salad with dressing over top flapjacks (the vagina lips)

I totally railed this girl the other day and when i was done I was sure to give her a flapjack salad.

Yo baby you trying to get a flapjack salad?

Flapjack Salad by w_t_p1101 December 11, 2010

Noodle salad 

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in your mouth

I had three guys over last night and they fed me a noodle salad. Now my jaw is sore.

Noodle salad by Dtowndawg May 5, 2016

Greek Salad 

When you and your partner are having oral sex in the 69 position and you eat each others assholes.

Stephanie and I were bored so we diced to have a Greek Salad.

Greek Salad by TuckBoner January 5, 2017

Seizure Salad 

When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.

I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.

Seizure Salad by JustThat_1 May 24, 2018