Pants Smile

When you get happy and you show it in your pants, not your face.

Collin hugged Madi and got a pants smile.

by Iamtroy_lee October 4, 2015

pants cough

A muffled fart

In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.

by Xeroman January 31, 2016

Pants-Shitting Rock

Pants-Shitting Rock is rock n' roll music that is just so outstandingly fantastic that one shits theirs and their friend's pants simultaneously.

The concert was so fan-fucking-tastic that it was Pants-Shitting Rock.

by Dr. Infinite-Savagery M.D. April 2, 2017

pietsaek

A person who is unorganized , not smart , and continuously gets low marks in school , these people are always laughing

You're such a pietsaek

by Funny , smart guy May 23, 2017

Pants pee

Pants pee is when you use your pants, boxers, or briefs to hold your penis when you pee. You shake it like this as well, and your hands never actually make contact with your penis

I didn't want to have to wash my hands off, so I did the pants pee

by Big Heart August 22, 2017

Pants Rope

1. A strip of leather or other material worn, typically round the waist, to support or hold in clothes or to carry weapons.

2. A rope that keeps your pants up.

“I was trying to adjust my britches and my pants rope got caught on my pinkie finger.”

by PatLinky February 19, 2018

Pines Butter

A dick that is all covered in peanut butter. 🍆🍑🍆

Girl- Fuck I’m gonna spread this peanut butter all over your dick and then suck it off ;)

Boy-Yes and then we’re gonna call our son or daughter a Pines Butter.

by SuckMyDick0101 November 2, 2018