myspace

A place used for pedophiles and child pornographers to get together and use this site for scouting out new talent or getting some 14 year old action.

"Hey, im on MYSPACE and im going to go get me some.", said the lonely horny 46 year old man who can get none except from paid drug induced cheap latino phillipino shemale hookers.

by Sir jack off June 11, 2006

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men

If Ben Stiller did a movie with him playing every part, this would be the title.

Ben Stiller kicks ass.

by DaChazman February 14, 2005

molest myself

The act of touching and putting your hands in every pocket in your pants and shirt when searching for your keys or cell phone.

"Dude, did you lose your keys?"

"Howdju know? Did I molest myself again?"

"Yea, you looked like a priest in boy scouts summer camp."

by Anthony Tamayo Jr. December 4, 2007

Mysteria

Noun.

A combination between mystery and hysteria, such as when people are hysterically interested in a mystery.

Adjectival form is mysterias

1. I was full of mysteria when my boyfriend wouldn't tell me what he had written in his notebook.

by malathia February 2, 2006

myspace whore

Girls who spend 24-7 on Myspace and steal hot girls pictures pretending to be them..Mostly they steal pictures of porn chicks or MiniTruckin models...They also love to misspell easy words and they are fat, ulgy bitches that have no game...Also known as Myspace stalkers too!! So beware cause they are out there

Like this Niki chick is a myspace whore who loves to steal porn chicks pictures...

by LLV chik October 9, 2006

myspace haters

Ok, i don't understand why there are so many myspace haters around posting vile hate-filled rants about what "everyone" who has a myspace is supposedly like. Myspace is entertaining, fun, something to get rid of boredom and a generally good website. If a person is sat at home on myspace for hours, then they can't be out mugging old ladies and commiting crimes can they? Yes there are perverts on myspace, but there are perverts everywhere. Thats just life. Most people on myspace are just normal, nice people who want to talk to others like themselves. And so what if people take pictures of themselves and ask for comments? Its not a crime. Who DOESN'T want to be told they are pretty, or handsome? Who doesn't want to be liked? Who doesn't like being complimented? To say myspace is "the end of the world as we know it" is completely ridiculous. Its just a website!

Clearly the people writing nasty reviews of myspace are the ones who have no life, and are disgusting human beings who think it's funny to declare that they hope people "die" or that young girls get "raped by perverts", simply because they have a myspace! It's obvious the people who write these cruel comments are infact so ugly, they do not dare get their own myspace because they know that not even the dodgyest "camera angle" wont make them look any less hideous. And so, knowing they will never get any nice comments due to thier ugliness and awful personality, they write nasty comments about myspace users instead.

If you have so much hate and anger in you, why not vent it by writing about how much you hate the criminals and murderers in this world, instead of judging people that have done nothing but get an account on an extremely popular and fun website?

Myspace haters "I secretly want a myspace, but i know that i am so hideous i could never expose my face to the world cos i know everyone will say i'm ugly. Boo hoo, poor me, i think i'm going to go and write a nasty review of myspace to vent my anger."

by pinkpixie August 4, 2007

myspace jew

Someone who chooses to review their comments before they can be posted to their myspace page.

I sent Danielle a Myspace comment telling her that I was gonna give her a Dirty Sanchez tonight, but it never got posted because she's a myspace jew.

by spfcx April 27, 2006