Michael Dawson 

A formerly major character on the HIT television series Lost. Killed off by the creators because of Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!

Also, the kid (Waaaaalt!) shouldn't have been on the set anymore because Sawyer and Kate were gettin' it on.

Michael Dawson: "Waaaaaaaaaalt! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!!"
Lost Fan: "Oh, IMMA FIRIN MA LASER, it's Michael! SHOOP DA WHOOP"
Jin: Others! OTHERS!!!

Michael Dawson by The Fighter April 13, 2009

Michael Phelps 

see fish.

Michael Phelps requires extensive care and feeding. Typical amount consumed in a day ranges around 12,000 calories.

Michael Phelps by NvgtrWiggles October 20, 2008

Michael Jordan 

The G.O.A.T. of the basketball world

MJ is the greatest of all time

Michael Jordan by C-Note 2000 May 16, 2005

michael jackson 

Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009), known as the "King of Pop", was an American musician and one of the most commercially successful and influential entertainers of all time. His unique contributions to music and dance, along with a highly publicized personal life, made him a prominent figure in popular culture for four decades.

Alongside his brothers, he made his debut in 1964 as lead singer and youngest member of The Jackson 5, and began a successful solo career in 1971. His 1982 album Thriller remains the best-selling album of all time, with Off the Wall (1979), Bad (1987), Dangerous (1991), and HIStory (1995) among the best selling. He is widely credited with having transformed the music video from a promotional tool into an art form, with videos for his songs "Billie Jean", "Beat It" and "Thriller" making him the first African American artist to amass a strong crossover following on MTV.

While preparing for the This Is It concert tour in 2009, Jackson died at the age of 50 after suffering from cardiac arrest. He reportedly had been administered drugs such as propofol and lorazepam, and his death was ruled a homicide by the Los Angeles County coroner. His death triggered an outpouring of grief from around the world with his globally live broadcast memorial service attracting an audience of up to one billion people.

Michael Jackson was a very successful artist.

michael jackson by rc2696 October 21, 2009

Michael Myers 

Brutal mass murderer. Disturbed as a child, he was chosen to be inflicted with the Curse of Thorn, which focused his rage on his family and made him invincible. He has murdered scores of people, but is catatonic between Halloweens in which the Thorn constellation is present.

Michael Myers as a character was blemished by having his ass kicked by Busta Rhymes in Halloween: Resurrection.

Michael Myers by Kain October 16, 2004

Michael Bay Presentation 

A project being presented that has very little substance and instead focuses on flash, glitz and glamor. Typically, these types of presentations will only be pleasing to those who are incredibly small minded and easily impressed.

Bill: man, did you Ricky's project.

Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.

Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?

Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.

Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.

Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.

Michael Bay Presentation by Potterfreak82 January 24, 2011

michael c hall 

a god of sorts. he rules the underworld, and hell on earth. he decides who lives and who dies. if he is not busy preparing funeral services (six feet under), you can find him stalking his latest prey (dexter). don`t ever underestimate this man. he will fuck you up if you dare try to undermine him. he has a can of whoop ass ready to open up and use at any given moment. praise this fine, fine man.

"duddddde, lets watch dexter tonight!"

"for sure man. i would never miss a show with michael c hall in it for the world."

michael c hall by portiababy October 1, 2012