crotch crooner

a dude who serenades a girl's clothes of for the purpose of getting laid.

"Dude, she let him up in dat?" "Yeah man, definite crotch crooner"

by Bud Hogan July 10, 2006

Crotch Tag

A game of tag that involves tagging another person's crotch usually played at bars when slightly or extremely intoxicated.

Person 1: Crotch tag! No tag backs!

Person 2: Shit.

by Septimus80 January 14, 2009

crotch cord

The mechanism by which you remove a tampon.

Delores pulled her crotch cord and out came her tampon.

by Delores Cratch February 24, 2009

crotch jingler

Name for a male who is determined he knows how to make your crotch tingle, but in the end, can't get the job done and all it does is jingle

My date last night turned out to be a crotch Jingler.

by Workwife June 3, 2010

crotch of the old man

A surly person.

He's always such a mean bastard, a total crotch of the old man type.

by Parvart July 27, 2010

Crotch Bar

The fold-like bulge across the crotch of a woman's pants when they're a bad fit.

I love the fit of these pants, except they've got a huge crotch bar.

by NewPants October 29, 2012

Movie Crotch

The act of sitting in a seat at a movie theater while the groin area is a hot and sweaty environment.

"Man, I just sat through Dances with Wolves and I have severe movie crotch."

by BlindBat January 1, 2009