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Definitions by Septimus80

FLOWVID-19 

Unintended, but pleasing, flow resulting from the shutdown of barbers and hairdressers during the COVID-19 pandemic.
PERSON 1: You growing your hair out, dude?

PERSON 2: Naw, man, I've got that FLOWVID-19 going on. I'll probably cut it in 2021.
FLOWVID-19 by Septimus80 September 15, 2020

disappointy

“My yoga class was cancelled because we’re all social distancing. Kinda hate my yoga instructor, though...”

“That’s disappointy...”
disappointy by Septimus80 March 24, 2020
Back in 1986, John used to submit his Sniglets to Rich Hall but today he just puts them on Urban Dictionary.
Sniglet by Septimus80 January 14, 2009

Crotch Tag 

A game of tag that involves tagging another person's crotch usually played at bars when slightly or extremely intoxicated.
Person 1: Crotch tag! No tag backs!

Person 2: Shit.
Crotch Tag by Septimus80 January 14, 2009