Coffeemaker

A person who drinks alot of coffee in the morning and goes to the bathroom to have their Pee smell like coffee.

I just finished a pot of coffee. I better go to the bathroom and plug-in the Coffeemaker.

by salmonking May 9, 2013

Caffrey

Caffrey: A person that will make u barf out hotdogs u just ate 4 lunch.

Eww!..I just caffreyed myself

by Caffrey's derp December 7, 2016

White Coffee

When you jizz in to some ones coffee then not tell them until they have drank it

Jack - here's a coffee Jodie

Jodie - Thank you
5 minutes later......
John - You know that was a white coffee
Jodie - You dirty pig fuck you

by Onhhh March 1, 2017

the coffee machine

When a sexual partner has to relieve themselves, so the other partner inserts a coffee capsule into their rectum and they slowly drip warm pee.

Bro, I gave Sarah the coffee machine last night and she slow dripped a steamy brew

by Rosie Hyman November 15, 2020

Iced Coffee

The act of eating an anal creampie some time after the initial deposit has been made giving ample time for the deposit to cool and change colors to brown.

Matt drive Kelly to work in exchange for an iced coffee.

by I am nate July 20, 2018

coffee

a person who has been coughed on

the coffee got a cold from this

by kevin dow May 13, 2005

Ice Coffee

The act of putting crushed ice in your ass, ejaculating in someone's mouth and squeezing in the ice. Gargle and ENJOY!

Crystal loves "Ice Coffee" on a hot day.

by Joe Trio November 13, 2007