Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

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Rusty Glass Bottom Boat

When someone shits onto a glass coffe table while another person watches from underneath.

Similar to a "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer"

Hey Aleah, wanna go to Target and get a rusty glass bottom boat?

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To tow the boat, means to get the job done in a robust and efficient manner.

Marcus: i’m Thinking of buying a Jimny
Tom: Fuck that, buy a Land Cruiser, that’ll tow the boat.

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the biggest chads in the sea of theives community that want duke on the boat and hate pve whiners

man, he is such a chad, he's a Duke on the Boat Activist

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U of T’s best dragon boat team. Fastest on the water, strongest in the gyms, the friendliest and most welcoming team.

You joined UC Dragon Boat Club?? Woah, can I join too?

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When one gives another a rim job, but lubes it with maple syrup.

She gave me the old Manitoba Motor-boat.

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When you take your penis and testicles and put them on top of a clear glass table with someone underneath to see it in all its glory

I’m gonna show you my grassy bottom boat

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