unicorns

1. Horses with horns on heads.
2. SEXY.
3. PLEASE BREAK FOR ME

"There are a bunch of unicorns in my house."

by ploopster March 13, 2005

unicornpollyfuckination

a magical time of year when unicorns get together and mate.

oh look hunny its uniconpollyfuckination season lets go watch them mate.

by phernando douecheatemnow October 12, 2004

Unicornism

A cult started in Maryland by two crazy teenage girls. Has already gained a pretty big following.

The Nine Pillars:

1) You must accept the Nine divines to be your only gods.
2) Thou shalt not speak of the nines in vain.
3) Tuesday is the day of bloodbath, which must be kept holy.
4) Honor the unicorns, but do not accept false authority.
5) Thou shalt not murder or desecrate the unicorn, for it is sacred.
6) Thou shalt remain true to the unicorn.
7) Thou shalt steal from nonunicorn worshipers.
8) Thou shalt wear thy horn always.
9) Thou shalt not covet another unicorns horn, or any other object.

Christian: 'Would you like to join my church?'
Unicornist: 'Fuck no! I believe in Unicornism! The Nine Divines are my only gods, that's sinful, you go to Unicorn Hell for that!' *kills nonbeliever*

by IMissMyUnicorn December 1, 2010

Unicornism

Unicornism is the study of love, prayer, worship and respect towards all unicorns.

He studied Unicornism for five years at University before going to a mental instability clinic.

by UnicornismForEverAndEver July 4, 2011

Unihorn

unihorn (noun) meaning long in the middle

l LIKE UNIHORNS, wait I AM UNIHORN.....WHEE

by Mistyfountain69 February 3, 2017

uniporn

Porn involving unicorns

I love watching uniporn

by create1ders September 20, 2011

Unicornasaurus

A half unicorn, half stegosaurus.

imadewd (8:12:54 PM): I am Barry White
starrynite771 (8:13:06 PM): Cool
starrynite771 (8:13:12 PM): Nice to meet you
starrynite771 (8:13:18 PM): Considering you died a while ago
imadewd (8:13:21 PM): i tell you very deep like "Ah yeah baby, i am a unicornasaurus"

by Tree-Fitty November 30, 2005