Two lil hotdogs

A camel toe or cat smile.

"Her pants so tight it look like she got two lil hotdogs."

by EwewewewEW June 17, 2017

Two wings touching

Two penis, one hole.

Sheila is a double nasty one. Last night she asked Blake and I for Two Wings Touching!

by WYO_10 August 6, 2017

Two cakes

A couple of fools laying in a sheet less bed eating each other's buttholes and being all cute

Yo bro dis vro and his scooter girl are just two cakes

by ShortieWatsup August 6, 2017

Two odds make an even

When someone has done something bad to you and you get vengeance on them in return as a way of getting even.

Two odds make an even. She started this mess and now i'm gonna finish it.

by Killing Virgin August 27, 2017

two-facebook bitch

A person, generally female, who operates two or more facebook accounts in a futile attempt to conceal her multiple relationships.

Melissa has two Facebook accounts, she's a two faced two-facebook bitch.

by MKUltr4 October 7, 2017

two digit fidget

Another term for the act of female masturbation. Antonym of four knuckle shuffle.

I really need to get some new batteries as i'm tired of doing the two digit fidget while Mark is away.

by LeSavage1970 November 29, 2017

Two-hand spread

Using two hands to spread your ass cheeks in an attempt to silence an upcoming fart.

Daniel was over last night and I really had to let one loose, so I had to use the two-hand spread! Worked like a charm! All smells, no noise.

by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 18, 2017