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stone

a nugget of shit in your ass that must be removed witth the tounge
davis likes to remove joeys stones
by patrick wolfe November 18, 2007
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stone giant

An exceptionally large turn that must be delt with in a lengthy battle in the chamber of secrets above the thunder box on the white mountain
where you going?
man i gotta do battle with a serious SG
by DANNYBOY March 6, 2004
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stone face

A chick with a hot body but an ugly face.
Man that chick looked good until she turned around. She was a total stone face. A true double bagger.
by G_macon August 9, 2007
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stone

to stone (v.)- to make large hand gestures to describe what you are talking about.

stone (n.)- a large hand gesture of some sort
Did you see that stone Morgan did?
Victor needs to learn english, then he can stop making stones when he speaks.
by crazychap March 6, 2007
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stoneism

a religion in which spread your ass cheeks for stones.

seven sacraments of stoneism:
• being incredibly bootyfilled

• secretly being a beluga whale
• being a meme
• worship the turtle. the turtle is your god, and you shall have no gods above the turtle.
• to become a stoneist, you have to learn to become sexually attracted to stones (e.i. stonesexual ) - "stones are love, stones are life. i spread my ass cheeks for stones"
• you have to recognise that i am batman. the only batman. #brucewayne
• each night you must pray in the name of holy meme trinity - the turtle, the pepe, and the holy doge.
Josh: Stoneism is so cool, bro!

Dani: Pepe Christ! It is!
by bruecwayne April 6, 2016
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stone pillar

When a mans dick gets so hard his bulging penis can smash through titanium.
Oh Greg he used his stone pillar to smash 20 women at once!
by FireShotGamer December 15, 2017
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Stone Bridge Football

The "I win all my games only to lose in the state title game" team and being runner-ups. The Buffalo Bills of the Virginia High School Football from Northern Virginia.

They run a Single-Wing Offense which is outdated becuase no college or pro team runs that kind of offense because it's so predictable.

They always have a winning season and win all the games they should win and lose in the final game where it matters most.
With all the talent & athletes that they have, only a few kids on the team make it to D1 football programs, and even if an individual was good they'd be lucky to get even one offer.
Dude: YOOO!! Stone Bridge Football is too good at football! Like you guys kill every team you play and often go undefeated!
Bulldogbro: Yeah were good until we come up short in the state championship game. :(
by Redskinsfan918 December 8, 2018
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